Computer Game Obsessed 30 year old.

by saltbush-lodge on Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:38 am

I have avaliable for rehoming a 30 year old computer obsessed male.

He is willing to feed horses and do yards, however can lay ears back and threaten to kick if asked to do cooking, washing, ironing and dishes. This is easily rectified by having a grumpy broodmare to put him in his place. Is working well on the bit, however does have moments where he gets a bit strong and bolts to the nearest computer. Also has a tendency to suffer seperation anxiety if not allowed at least an hor a day playing World of Warcraft.

Is learning how to lunge well, also hasnt mastered the canter yet, still tends to stumble over obsticles if he feels he has to go faster than a trott. affraid

Is a good gelding to have out with the yearlings if you need to leave the house, however has been known to teach the colts bad habits such as bolting to the nearest computer the moment the broodmare is out of site.
Easily maintained on a diet of coke, steak, mashed potaotes and pure blonde stubbies, for a special treat or to bribe is very partial to Jack Daniels.

If required to work under lights ( nightshift ) can tend to be a bit grumpy the next day, week, month, Evil or Very Mad

Comes with PC, scanner, wireless broadband, wireless mouse, wireless keyboard, cannon printer and all associated tack.

I dont have a price on this male, instead I would consider a swap for a professional footballer, prefer teal, silver and black, although this is negotiable, definately not red, blue and white. Must be over 6 foot hh, and preferably with qualifications in childcare, master farrier, boilermaking, and cooking. Must cry when watching girly movies. Sad