For Sale - 29yo Motorbike Obsessed Male *cheap*

Righto, after not much soul searching I have decided to offload.. I mean sell my beloved OH and trade him in for God Gordon (Gordon Ramsey), only to a good home obviously (or anyone who happens to want him..)

OHs important details.. 29yo, tallish, curlish hair.. reasonably intelligent except when it comes to cooking (hence God Gordon), cleaning and horses.. IS a WINEMAKER!!!!!!! (interested now???) included in (sad) sale is a plethora of motorbikes, small ones, big ones, fast ones slow ones, red ones, yellow ones and one's that only 60yo Hells Angels would should ride.

Genuine Reason for sale due to obsession with Motor Bikes and LETTING A SNAKE IN THE HOUSE!!! ( I am sitting on the table typing this out)

Any offer accepted but pls, any home only.

Sounds gorgeous, I always wanted a toy boy.

He's all yours Yilkilass.. where do i send him??

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh what sort of snake???? Love non venemous type ones.......... have had a few of them in the past! Love em.......... how big is it????

(Oh, that could be taken a bit rudely! lol)..........

Does he make Red or White wine?? If its Red you can keep him, if its a nice White, send him over!

Both shell...

and snakey was a big brown thingee

Can I have him on trial to see if he can work, if not he would be no good as I am way to old for him.

Silly me! this is an old post but it apealed to my sense of humor
cheers Nadie

The Curly hair through me right off.
Unless I could get him clipped!

It's better the devil you know than the one you don't. I've had this one for over twenty years now and I have failed, so I'm not going to attempt fate and try again.

What really sealed it for me was letting the snake in, love he is all yours you may keep him with faults and all.

His hair can be clipped, but be prepared to put up with sulking, however is easily subdued with threats. Unfortunately for him I'm a dog groomer so more than happy to whisk around his head with a pair of clippers.

I can cope with the snake, but not leaving cat poo in the bath for a full day for me to clean up!! (and yes, he did know it was there!!!!!)

Oh and he has a few more bikes now.

But only one bum?! How does he ride them all? lol

oh dear ~

well i do need a trade in! you can have my old fart! (not completley working at present ~ but may recover?)

how old? i can retrain him!

*points to title of post* well,actually he's 30 now.

He says that each of his bike has a TOTALLY different purpose... the little one for teaching plp on, the pit bike for making ppl angry on, the TTR is for more advanced beginners, the ag bike is an ag bike, the KLX is actually mine, the DRZ he does road trials and touring on and the Honda CRF250X is his real racebike, the crusier is his roadbike and he is wanting to look at a old 2 stroke bike tonight *sigh* obvious isn't it!! : )

oh dear 30! mmm i did see the title after i posted but could not be bothered...

he is a bit old i reckon ~ think i will look for a younger model ~ too many hang ups ~ am a little worried the ex may be a little trouble after the event?
hee hee!