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Re: For sale one bum
by Derivative's Rule on Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:06 pm
possum wrote:pimples?? yuk ~ you can keep it!
Ahhhh, Possum,you can squeeze them and see what you get!!!
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Re: For sale one bum
by Dressage Diva on Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:10 pm
it's like a two for one deal! buy the butt, get the zits (and whatever is within!!!) for FREE!
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Re: For sale one bum
by fitgirl75 on Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:46 pm
PMSL!!!
I just laughed out loud reading these posts and got some strange looks from clients coz I'm at work.
I was doing a fitness course once and a chubby guy also doing the course said to me...."I want my butt to look just like yours when I'm fitter!"
er....Thanks?!? I'm not sure if that was a compliment or if he thought I had a good blokes bum?!?
and....
Before I was a fitness junkie and a little bit chubby, my sister (who has always been quite a bit heavier than me) stares at my bum......ponders for a moment......and says....."Hmmmm your bum's not fat.....it's just wide and flat!"
again.....thanks?!?!!
I just laughed out loud reading these posts and got some strange looks from clients coz I'm at work.
I was doing a fitness course once and a chubby guy also doing the course said to me...."I want my butt to look just like yours when I'm fitter!"
er....Thanks?!? I'm not sure if that was a compliment or if he thought I had a good blokes bum?!?
and....
Before I was a fitness junkie and a little bit chubby, my sister (who has always been quite a bit heavier than me) stares at my bum......ponders for a moment......and says....."Hmmmm your bum's not fat.....it's just wide and flat!"
again.....thanks?!?!!
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Re: For sale one bum
by DC on Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:06 pm
After last weekend it is quite possible that the contents will be pure alcohol!
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Re: For sale one bum
by Craig on Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:15 pm
You know, this should be a great purchase for someone who needs a heap of ass...you can save heaps of money when you buy in bulk!
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Re: For sale one bum
by Squirt on Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:02 pm
Craig your so nasty!!
LOL......Love the add...it's....ummm....lets say...Very interesting!
LOL......Love the add...it's....ummm....lets say...Very interesting!
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Re: For sale one bum
by DC on Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:04 pm
Rich coming from you oh SF&H one...
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Re: For sale one bum
by *eventer* on Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:20 pm
Craig is just jealous cos no one would take his even if HE payed them!
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Re: For sale one bum
by Hilly on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:33 pm
Would you consider swapping for one over used lame leg, slightly hairy?? 
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Re: For sale one bum
by DC on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:35 pm
Coughshortfatandhairycough
Ummmm
Nah Three legs and no bum isnt a good look
Ummmm
Nah Three legs and no bum isnt a good look
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Re: For sale one bum
by pepperhayden on Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:44 pm
Sold it yet? Stick it on ebay, peeps buy anything these days, give it a good wash beforehand though.
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Re: For sale one bum
by Squirt on Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:39 pm
Hey! I ain't that short, and fat.....though maybe hairy!!
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Re: For sale one bum
by Squirt on Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:41 pm
Hang on hang on......were you meaning Craig??
Cos I sorta agree on that! LMAO!!
Cos I sorta agree on that! LMAO!!
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