For sale one bum

You can run but you can't hide squirt!

I might get done for Crack dealing

Hahaha glad you GOT it Squirt, tis ok, I will back you up! lol

So has this bum sold yet?

Sadly no. And it has failed me again as it is now too small for my good jhods.

Silly things arn't they??

I'll just put it behind me

Is your Bum still for sale? Are you open to offers? How much would it be for postage? Would you be interested in doing a swap for my bum? Could I free lease your bum? Do you have any pictures? Or better still,- any video of it moving? I may be interested,- but I'd have to get a Vet check on it. Does it have any vices?
I won't even ask if it's good to ride..... (I'd hate to get "bucked off".......)

.......I'll probably get chucked off the forum for this post......

Anne

No you wont be "chucked off" the forum for what you said but you should be for making me wet my pants laughing.



Eagerly waiting DC's come back.

Don't have a wide angle lens at the moment so I can't supply pics I am sorry. It moves freely and is massaged regluarly to ensure a good ride.

I have had a few enquires but no takers so yes it is still for sale, I think Pick up would be easier as Aus Post can charge quite alot for those odd shapes.

Would consider a free lease to the right person as I am considering downgrading to a smaller bum.

happy for the vet check to go ahead.

Vices, I wouldn't fully trust the sphincter after a big night out but other than that it's pretty good. Runs on the smell of an oily rags. and can smell like an oily rag with the runs on occasion.

I hope that helps, I look forward to hearing from you. DC

Oh, dear, I am glad that we are all very senisble on this forum

Thanks for your reply DC.

I would really have liked to come and have a look at your Bum,- but when I spoke to Hubby about it,- he said one Bum is enough around here already...... So sorry if I seem like a bit of a tyre-kicker (Bum-kicker), but I'll have to leave it at this stage. So I guess your Bum is back on the market due to buyer default.... I suggest you list it on Ebay. (Probably better if you don't put a picture of it up....) Good luck with finding the right home for your bum. It sounds like a lovely bum,- and must be a "good do-er". I'm sure the new owner won't be disappointed........

Anne

PS: My Bums bigger than your Bum... Nyaa nyaa!!!

MM people should really speak to their OH before enquiring. A Bum is a big responsibility. But I understand.

As I said before I am happy to sit on it until I find a good home, I have become rather attached to it over the years.