For sale one bum

Slight crack.

Pale white. limited tanning.

Can possibly provide social photos.

one owner from new. Currently unsatisfied with padding after a fall from horse.

May consider swapping for toned arse that will twang me back into saddle.

Husband can supply size measurements in hands if required.

Contact myarsefnhurts@feellikeatool.com.au

hahahaha thats good. I'd offer a swap but I'm afraid the one I have isn't very bouncy either. When it hits the ground it goes splat rather than twang!!!

sounds a bit used and abused - might give it a miss thanks.

PMSFL.

I prefer to think of it as well loved.

LMAO.... *walks away* don't wanna get into a detail convo about bums.. lol.

My butt's already the size of two, so I definitely don't need another!!

Sorry, too many bums for me as well, sounds similar to your's..... white large bums are usefull for other things though... more space on a bus because your bum takes up 1 1/2 seats, great in crowds- you can just scoot people out the way with your bum, at the show on rides-who needs a harness when your bum squeezes so snuggly into the seat that it takes you 10misn to work your way out of it at the end

i have enough thanks...

How much are you asking for it?

Your smoking to much crack girlie
I might be interested depending if it has any scratches or repairs.
Is it smooth textured or like that pimply look?

ooooooo..Quick change the subject...

We can't Caroon, it's a thread about DC's bum

Well I'd do a swap but I need a bum bra so don't think that will benefit you in any way sorry DC

Hmm. Any reasonable offers considered,

No hail damage. Possibly a few pimples.

I am happy to sit on it for a while..

pimples?? yuk ~ you can keep it!